Anonym: I know you probably don't ship it what with all the Birdflash goin' on but.. Spitfire please? :3 

malin-j:

Hypocrisy

(Quelle: robemmy, via scapegiraffe)

(Quelle: cumberblaine, via matchachalatte)

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

(via necromorph-slayinglovemachine)

coyotelips:

miirkwoods:

modern day tolkien elves

modern day elves getting away sleeping in the classroom with their eyes open

modern day elves straightening each other hair

modern day elves wearing flip flops in the snow

modern day elves shooting with compound bows

just modern day elves

"Jeffrey what do your elven eyes see"

"the Roy Roger’s down the street is totally still open, and they’re putting some burgers on the grill"

"choice"

(via thearchangelofloki)

allonsyforever:

Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil.

(Also particularly good FINDERS).

Just taking attendance!

Gryffindor click here

Slytherin x

Ravenclaw x

bralpha:

okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

"what the fuck is a nickelback"

(via outfiltrated)